So now that I've overcome the intimidation of spewing my thoughts for anyone to see, I thought it may be a smart move to get some information out of the way. Since I'm a smart lady, I'm acting on the notion.
Here are a list of reasons that you may NOT want to read this. Boy, I sure do know how to market myself, eh?
1. I curse like a sailor. If you know me, you know I say the word 'fuck' a whole lot. It'll probably seep in here.
2. I bash religion, society, the government and people in general. Again, it'll probably find its way here.
3. I personally think I'm a hoot, but there are some people that don't appreciate my style. (Hello? Ever heard of DRY humor?) If that's you, only read my stuff to fulfill your masochistic tendencies. Truth be told, if it's uncertain whether I'm joking, I'm probably not. I just smile to soften the blow.
Fact is, I'm not for everyone. It's ok with me, so by default, it should be ok with you. So to the folks that like to listen to me, thanks. I now have a place to share my perspective with you. I can't say that I'll be making massively introspective posts here on a daily basis, cause I'm mentally reverting to a fear of commitment as I reach middle age, but we'll see how it goes. You may end up enduring rants on proper gym etiquette, bad parenting, ignorant members of society and possibly some truly heartfelt perspectives on life. But that's the fun of it, right? With me, you just never know what you're going to get.
Here are a list of reasons that you may NOT want to read this. Boy, I sure do know how to market myself, eh?
1. I curse like a sailor. If you know me, you know I say the word 'fuck' a whole lot. It'll probably seep in here.
2. I bash religion, society, the government and people in general. Again, it'll probably find its way here.
3. I personally think I'm a hoot, but there are some people that don't appreciate my style. (Hello? Ever heard of DRY humor?) If that's you, only read my stuff to fulfill your masochistic tendencies. Truth be told, if it's uncertain whether I'm joking, I'm probably not. I just smile to soften the blow.
Fact is, I'm not for everyone. It's ok with me, so by default, it should be ok with you. So to the folks that like to listen to me, thanks. I now have a place to share my perspective with you. I can't say that I'll be making massively introspective posts here on a daily basis, cause I'm mentally reverting to a fear of commitment as I reach middle age, but we'll see how it goes. You may end up enduring rants on proper gym etiquette, bad parenting, ignorant members of society and possibly some truly heartfelt perspectives on life. But that's the fun of it, right? With me, you just never know what you're going to get.
It seems we have a lot more in common than we might think. I have several blogs on this account, my 'hate' blog Various Rants and Musings qualifies under all three of these characteristics.
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